Men Are Hard To Pleased
> 男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
> 男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
> 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
> 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
>如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
>如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
> 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> 如果不，他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> 如果他骂妳，是表示他"关心"妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too?/FONT> SENSITIVE!!SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
> 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not
true.......
> 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． 作者: 伟大的老大 时间: 2002-10-16 16:32
